OUR STORY

ABOUT VAR TOPZ

We're not just making shirts. We're starting a revolution in football culture.

THE BIRTH OF A REVOLUTION

It all started with a simple observation: football had become too serious. VAR was making everyone angry, players were diving more than Olympic swimmers, and fans were losing their minds over decisions that made no sense.

The Spark

Picture this: You're watching your team play, and VAR takes 5 minutes to decide if a player's toenail was offside. The commentators are confused, the players are confused, and you're shouting at your TV like it can hear you.

That's when we realized - if football is going to be this ridiculous, we might as well embrace the chaos and have some fun with it.

The Moment

"What if we made shirts that actually said what we're all thinking?"

The Idea

"Let's make football fashion that's actually honest about the beautiful game"

The Vision

We wanted to create shirts that would make people laugh, think, and maybe even start conversations. Not just another generic football shirt, but something that captured the real emotions of being a football fan.

From the frustration of VAR decisions to the eternal optimism of "this is our year," we're putting it all on fabric.

WHAT WE STAND FOR

Our values are simple: be honest, be funny, and never take football too seriously.

AUTHENTICITY

We say what every football fan is really thinking, without the corporate BS.

HUMOR

If you can't laugh at football's absurdity, you're taking it way too seriously.

COMMUNITY

We're building a tribe of fans who get it - football is beautiful, but also ridiculous.

QUALITY

Our shirts are as premium as our humor is cheeky. No compromises on either.

THE REBELS BEHIND THE REVOLUTION

Meet the team that's brave enough to make fun of the world's most popular sport.

CF

Chief Football Officer

The mastermind behind the madness

"I've been disappointed by football for 20 years. Time to make it profitable."

CD

Creative Director

Turns frustration into fashion

"Every VAR decision is inspiration for a new design."

CM

Community Manager

Spreads the chaos on social media

"If it doesn't go viral, we're not doing our job right."

OUR MISSION

To bring humor, honesty, and a healthy dose of chaos back to football culture. One controversial shirt at a time.

What We Do

We create football shirts that say what everyone's thinking but nobody's brave enough to print. From VAR frustrations to transfer window madness, we put it all on fabric.

Why We Do It

Because football is supposed to be fun. Somewhere between billion-dollar transfers and 5-minute VAR checks, we forgot that. We're here to remind everyone.

JOIN THE MOVEMENT

Follow our journey as we prepare to revolutionize football fashion. Behind-the-scenes content, design previews, and plenty of football banter.